Friday, September 3, 2010

Making Sense In The Morning

How I Feel About Today. By Yasmin Muckacock. The news shouldn't talk to me like that. Stop reeling this information with such a smug indifference or neutral position and tone. A hurricane is taking over headlines right now. They're basically telling me to run for my fucking life. How am I to process this without the proper consolation from the empathetic information source? Should I go to work? Please say no. By God, I hope the president of the powerhouse orders me not to go to work.

Gregor Samsa mentality. But fuck, dude, it's a violent hurricane we gots a'comin. It's going to be impossible to get to work. On top of not sleeping, I believe I may pass out or experience symptoms of unbearability. Jobs that need you to be sexy do not need you to be uncomfortable, unless you're in an amateur porn and you're supposed to look shy and curious.

Another problem with the media: POP DIVAS.

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